http://djmere.blogspot.com/

men and women think totally different & it's seriously starting to bug the fuck out of me.


let's take the simple scenario of "boy meets girl" & flip it for both genders.


boy meets girl:

i see a girl i like, i think hmmm i want to meet her. she seems cool, i like her style the way she carry's herself ect. i'm judging her based on who she is and her outward appearance.
come to find out she's a fraud ... she's been faking the funk just to pull a guy.
fake hair, eyes, nails, boobs, ass ... her homegirls clothes, her moms car, grandma's credit score etc.
as soon as you wife her she flips the whole script & becomes who she realy is.
unsecure, lazy, demanding. totally not what you wanted.




girl meets boy:

girl sees a guy, she thinks about what he's capable of and what she can change about him to create that. we are sorta like a Mr. Potato head. Just a shell that can be dressed, arranged and posed as they see fit.



i can't understand how a woman can spend her time chasing a man, swearing up and down she likes him for him ... then in the same breath talk about how she never liked how he dressed, how he treated people etc before you two got together.




there's a lie in there somewhere

happy valentines day? ... nerve of this broad.


http://www.nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html28


Rachel is a real girl. The list was taken from her website. Rachel is a typical young American woman. Keep in mind that she expects everything on the list simply because she has vagina.

1  5'8" and taller
2   Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
3   Handsome
4   Muscular
5   Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat

6   Good sense of humor
7   Dimples
8   Cute laugh
9   Sensitive
10   *Affectionate* in front of friends
11   Gives me lots of attention
12   Outgoing
13   Popular but doesn't know the whole state
14   Friends with my friends

15   Nice smile
16   Straight teeth
17   No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
18   Pierced ear(s) if any
19   Not too many tattoos if any
20   Likes to cuddle
21   Likes to party
22   Takes me out
23   Grabs my hand to hold

24   Kisses me unexpectedly
25   Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
26   Has a good job
27   Tells me he misses me when we're not together
28   Makes me laugh
29   Open minded
30   Polite
31   Holds doors for me
32   Opens car doors

33   *Romantic*
34   Likes all type of music
35   Likes going to the movies
36   Talks to his friends about me
37   Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
38   Gives massages without me having to ask
39   Plays with my hair
40   Calls me to just say hi
41   Tries not to argue

42   Apologizes for when he does wrong
43   Says what he's feeling
44   Has a car
45   Has a dog
46  Has a family that likes me
47   Compliments me
48   Is tan
49   Doesn't curse all the time
50   Wants to be with me as much as possible

51   Comes over unexpectedly
52   Wakes me up with a kiss
53   Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
54   *Trustworthy*
55   Patient
56   Likes to shop
57   Has good manners
58   Doesn't smoke
59  Occasionally drinks

60   Athletic
61   Is on time for dates
62   Calls back later when he says he will
63   Lives close to me
64   Wants to meet my family
65  Treats me like a princess
66   Has a cute butt
67   Good kissable lips
68   Good kisser

69   Good memory
70   Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
71   Intelligent
72   Has direction
73   Creative
74   Likes everything about me
75   Committed
76   *My best friend*

77   Respectful
78   Mature
79   Persistent – Hard working
80   Likes walks on the beach
81  Likes just staying home sometimes
82   Writes me songs/poems
83   Likes to dance
84   Has a sexy voice
85   Cooks for me

86   Likes to show me off
87   Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
88   Likes to take pictures
89   Flirts with me in public and in private
90   Puts up with my mood swings
91  Comforts me when I'm sad
92   Doesn't say "sorry" all the time when it's not needed
93   Sticks up for me
94   Likes animals

95   Sends me flowers for no reason
96   Ignores my imperfections
97   Surprises me (good surprises)
98   Doesn't ever yell at me
99  Likes picnics
100    Likes to clean
101    First to say I Love You
102    Listens to me
103    Smells good

104   *Doesn't lie*
105    Likes kids
106    Makes me the center of his world
107   Not in trouble with the law
108    Isn't a goody-goody
109    Doesn't stare at other girls
110    Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
111    Doodles our names on paper
112    Likes to draw

113    Leaves notes on my car
114    Let's me go out with him and his friends
115    Will hang out with me and my friends
116    Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
117   Gets jealous but not too jealous
118    Dependable
119    Doesn't hang up on me
120    Calls me babe, sweetie, etc

121    Calls me cute pet names
122    Isn't conceited
123    Isn't a penny-pincher
124    Likes sports and going to sports events
125    Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
126    Doesn't play mind games
127    Doesn't just think about sex
128    Cares about world issues
129    Doesn't make me cry

130    Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
131   Isn't shy
132   Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
133    Not opinionated
134    Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
    Can Spell





[varios comments]

damn, good luck on 121.


No @ 96.

lmao@133.... the nerve of these bitches.

She does know that No. 104 nixes almost everything else on the list right?

This is a white bitch.  Black women don't care about 132.

Anyone with all this going on for himself most probably isn't gonna
make a moody ( 90), imperfect ( 96), demanding ('s 1-135) bitch the
center of his world ( 106). And what the fuck is she bringing to the
table to try and match this list that she requires in a man?

Me and all the niggas in here tonight had a meeting and came to the
conclusion that the perfect man doesn't exist. And if he did he
wouldn't want your ass. - Katt Williams

fuck that, lets make our own list

1. loves to be treated like shit

2. mute

3. doesn't mind being flaked on

4. eats a salad for dinner

5. Morning head.

6. Swallows by choice, not because I ask.

7. Massages me at least 2/3's as good as the ones I give her and without bitching about how "her hands are tired".

8. Makes her own money

9. Anal

10. Cape coming out of her pussy


add on...