T-Man was a little stiff this morning, thanks to his first baseball game of the season. Will TARI FREE really come out to one of his games this year? We'll see!
"Maurice" was this morning's first caller, and his only complaint was that he isn't getting enough oral from his girlfriend. Maybe that's not such a bad thing, considering ORAL HERPES IS UP 230% FROM LAST YEAR. Is beer pong to blame??? WHAT KIND OF HERPES WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
WILL SMITH IS THE HIGHEST PAID ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD, and is able, at the same time, to be a darn good dad. Britney Spears could take a page from his parenting book, especially with the recent picture that surfaced showing her son SEAN PRESTON TAKING AFTER MAMA-BRIT'S BAD HABBITS.
Speaking of moms that could use some help in life, there is a 46 year-old single mother in Florida who is SELLING HER HOUSE, AND HER HAND IN MARRIAGE. Screw the hand in marriage. we'd be plenty happy with a handJOB!
Wednesdays always give us something to be happy about: come the end of your work day, you will officially be closer to the weekend ahead of you than the weekend behind you. Wooohooo!
Oh, and on a side note - COMEDY JAM is a month from today. Do you have your tickets yet???

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YAY!!!! thx! when are you coming to the Bay?
Yulia03:03 PM PST