Al and Joe are bungjee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungjee-jumping service in Mexico." Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the town square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.
So Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed-up; he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Joe finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "
No, the bungjee cord was fine, it was the crowd.
What the heck is a piñata?"
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ASSASSIN BIOGRAPHY After 12 years of consistently producing for a who's who of Bay royalty including the late Tupac Shakur and being the first West coast producer in 1993 to be signed to Def Jam Records, Assassin has not only established himself as a respected music producer, and DJ, he is the DJ for Multi-Platinum Artist Rob Base, but can also rock the microphone with the best of them. One of the few Latin producers from the Bay, Assassin has released 20 underground albums and staying independent until now he has signed distribution deals with three Major Labels EMI,UNIVERSAL,KOCH Assassin Has new releases that feature J.T. Tha Bigga Figga,Snoop Dogg,San Quinn, Turf Talk, Mistah FAB, Cheri Dennis, Digital Underground’s Shock G and AKON just to name a few. With the first single “I Put The G In High-Fee" banging in the clubs and U Like My Swagga featuring AKON.Big Snoop And Assassin Bring Watching U. A track from the album getting early radio spins this project is shaping up to be one of the first releases in 2008 Assassin- To Live And Die In The Bay. Location: Seven Treez, Ca USA
Hometown: San Jose
Last Active: Mar 09, 2008
Interests: Producing,Mega-Mixing,Breaking New Records,Scratching,Spray Painting, & Mastered all the 5 Elements Of Hip-Hop
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